It's that time of year...patience runs short and people say things they normally wouldn't.
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I was out shopping yesterday - really, truthfully - STARTING a lot of my shopping. I've had in my mind what I was getting people, what gifts I wanted to give them....but just hadn't purchased ANY.....
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So, I'm hurrying around - shopping fast while Logan is in school.
I pull my FULLY LOADED cart into line to check out - behind a guy with a cart loaded with bags of dog food. I see that I have a minute or two and run 3 isles away to grab something I forgot, only to come back to see a lady with a loaded cart 'cutting' in front of me.
She says sheepishly "Is it alright if I slide in front of you?"
And I....without skipping a beat....without a second thought....say to her (with a cheesy smile) "Looks like you already did..."
And with that...she slowly starts to take her crap off the conveyor belt and put it in her cart....
To which I soften my voice and say - "It's fine - just leave it there."
And the woman NEVER makes eye contact with me again.
And at lunch, I LAUGH and tell Steven what this time of year has JUST DONE TO ME!
And I document it on my blog.
Happy FREAKIN' HOLIDAYS!